collegehumor:

"Mmm! Why don’t I get bananas more often?"
Read The Life Cycle of Bananas In My Apartment

collegehumor:

"Mmm! Why don’t I get bananas more often?"

Read The Life Cycle of Bananas In My Apartment

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.

The femur….is in….your….leg….omg

journey2ahappierme:

Can you tell I like asparagus? #sogood #healthy #dinner #cleaneating #chicken #yummy

journey2ahappierme:

Can you tell I like asparagus? #sogood #healthy #dinner #cleaneating #chicken #yummy

(via healthy-to-be-happy)

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via suspend)

plasmatics-life:

Beautiful Death: Grey Wind | (by Trisha Hadley)

plasmatics-life:

Beautiful Death: Grey Wind | (by Trisha Hadley)

(Source: PLASMATICS-LIFE, via atraversso)

olympics:

I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed - Michael Jordan

olympics:

I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed - Michael Jordan

(via motiveweight)

xxx-louise:

Never been so hurt

…:(

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via pig-n-a-poke-tuesday)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

(via pig-n-a-poke-tuesday)